Just Because I Can. STUPID THREAD V for Victory
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...ah, ladies and gentlemen this is your captain. As we are in arrears on our rental agreement at the main terminal and have been summarily evicted, we will be deplaning in the grass at the end of the runway today. Please check to make sure you are wearing your most comfortable footwear before leaving the aircraft as it is a long walk to the terminal. For those passengers whom Helsinki is the final destination, you may claim your luggage on the side of the road outside the west perimeter fence in about an hour. For those of you connecting on to other SAS flights, please check with a passenger service representative as to which end of the field you to need to proceed to. If you are connecting to another carrier that is solvent enough to afford a gate at the main terminal, you are on your own.
For your personal safety, you are required to look both ways before crossing any taxiway, active runway or tarmac area. SAS will not, and cannot afford to, be held liable for any injury that may occur from incidents involving other aircraft that may be encountered on the field.
On behalf of the flight and cabin crew, we apologise for the inconvenience this may cause and thank you for choosing SAS, We look forward to serving you again provided we aren't liquidated or bought out by another airline.
Have a nice day.
ROTFLMAO! Great!! Just over the top GREAT!
...one of my favourite films is the original Airplane!.
*giggles at KK*
That was great! :lol:
...more "inspired by".
Spent a lot of time flying in the days before everything turned to "cattle class". Still remember smoking on planes, Still remember getting served full meals in tourist (hence the 'T" designation in old the prop days) on "real" plates with "real" flatware and beverages served in "real" glasses (coffee in "real" cups). Nowadays, you're lucky if you get a bag of peanuts and a can of Coke. Even First class has lost it's luster (at least on domestic services in the US). Instead of quality it's the bottom line that drives things.
Technologically, air travel has come a long way but from this longtime passenger's viewpoint, it has taken a huge leap backwards.
Happy Thanksgiving, everyone!
I come in peace. Oops I mean happy thanksgiving!
That was hysterical Kyoto Kid!
I have a cat, curls up on my knee when i'm at the PC, hasn't started to press keys yet..... ;)
definitely enjoyed, thank yu :)
Ooh Ian are you going to go through almost a month of posts in the stupid thread, really, that is a pretty stupid thing to do.
Flying toilets, ala Manic Miner style? :)
ignore this post, I boo boobed ;)
i thought so ;)
Don't call me 'Shirley' :)
That does date me, saw it first time round, and loved Police Squad too :)
Y'guys are just awesome, you know that?
talk of snipping wieners makes me want to cover my crotch and run away ;)
me too :)
Lol, well i've just turned great uncle this year :)
Tis a little boy. Name is Lucas Stephen, I don't have any photo's yet. I may have to give in and join facebook so my Grandaughter can share photo's. Ugh. It's a problem when families are spread over different countries.
Congrats, and yes a nice old fashioned name, love it, as for facebook, its kinda fun, i just have family and close friends, so only about 50 in total, and it's locked down privacy wise, well as much as you can with facebook!
Whee, look at Ianz' little green squares. Three of 'em. Way to go!
...ah, ladies and gentlemen this is your captain. As we are in arrears on our rental agreement at the main terminal and have been summarily evicted, we will be deplaning in the grass at the end of the runway today. Please check to make sure you are wearing your most comfortable footwear before leaving the aircraft as it is a long walk to the terminal. For those passengers whom Helsinki is the final destination, you may claim your luggage on the side of the road outside the west perimeter fence in about an hour. For those of you connecting on to other SAS flights, please check with a passenger service representative as to which end of the field you to need to proceed to. If you are connecting to another carrier that is solvent enough to afford a gate at the main terminal, you are on your own.
For your personal safety, you are required to look both ways before crossing any taxiway, active runway or tarmac area. SAS will not, and cannot afford to, be held liable for any injury that may occur from incidents involving other aircraft that may be encountered on the field.
On behalf of the flight and cabin crew, we apologise for the inconvenience this may cause and thank you for choosing SAS, We look forward to serving you again provided we aren't liquidated or bought out by another airline.
Have a nice day.
Serious LOLz!! :lol:
cheers, not long now for you to get another little green box :D
No more turkey for me, thanks...
cats do love turkey
I could have swore that over half of this was still in the fridge when I went to bed!!
chuckles. midnight feast? :)
Adorable!
dogs are stupid
Some dogs will bark at a leaf or even their own shadow.
We had a little chocolate brown tea cup chihuahua as a guest yesterday. She was so cute I wanted to put her in my pocket and keep her. Would have worked very well. My cats all looked at it and Laughed, "That's not a DOG!!"