My friend Miss Bad Wolf I do not wish to make this time any harder for you than it is already. I commented in your PC thread, and I'm very sorry you lost one of the babies. If you remember it was not that long ago I lost both my babies, they were close to three months old at that time. All any of us can do is love them and care for them the best we can. The powers that be will do what is best for the babies. If it is thier time it is just thier time. You are a loving person and giving your love is all you can do. Remember your baby and thank the powers that you had the time you did. It is beyond all pain and suffering and was loved and is still loved. No one could do better.
Well Frank, why didn't you say that in the first place. You know my brain just don't click anymore. I need instructions to do things. Think of me as an old C=64 I need Basic code to get by in life.
Here is my drink coffee program.
1. Pick up Coffee pot:cup=(empty)
2. If cup=(empty) then pour coffee in cup:Then goto 4
3. [pour coffee]:if cup=<(full),then,return:If cup=>(full) then cup=(full),return
4.Drink=Cup(): If cup=(Empty) goto 1:if cup=>(empty) Do untill Drink=(empty)
5.Raise cup, sip coffee: if cup=<(empty):then cup=(empty);then end Do loop<br />
It still needs debugging. :cheese:
...looks pretty sound to me. The only bug I could see is if you ran out of coffee or the power went out.
Why do people buy land outside the city limits and immediately say they live on a farm? They have no crops and the only animals are house dogs, a couple of cats, and a pet donkey.
Maybe I should say I have a farm. I do have 3 tomato plants growing in my front flower bed.
Well Frank, why didn't you say that in the first place. You know my brain just don't click anymore. I need instructions to do things. Think of me as an old C=64 I need Basic code to get by in life.
Here is my drink coffee program.
1. Pick up Coffee pot:cup=(empty)
2. If cup=(empty) then pour coffee in cup:Then goto 4
3. [pour coffee]:if cup=<(full),then,return:If cup=>(full) then cup=(full),return
4.Drink=Cup(): If cup=(Empty) goto 1:if cup=>(empty) Do untill Drink=(empty)
5.Raise cup, sip coffee: if cup=<(empty):then cup=(empty);then end Do loop<br />
It still needs debugging. :cheese:
...looks pretty sound to me. The only bug I could see is if you ran out of coffee or the power went out.
The funtion routine is missed named should be [pour coffee in cup] not just [pour coffee] I missed it untill after I read it a few times. still not bad considering I have not programed basic in twenty some years.
Got this as an email this morning, just had to share
My trip to the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
...
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Got this as an email this morning, just had to share
My trip to the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
...
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Got this as an email this morning, just had to share
My trip to the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
...
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
Comments
ROFLAO, I've had days like that. I was much younger but I have been there done that.
ROFL! That about sums it up, minus the drinking part.
Well... yeah. :)
PURR'fict Stupidity for the Stupid Thread. The bad thing is I can relate to all three images.
ooooooooow
I am at a food court. I ordered Chinese and they gave me too much rice. The fortune cookie was barely readable as the top line is half cut off
I am ready to leave this noisy food court. Too many loud kids! Part of me wants kids ( and a good husband) but kids can be so loud
Today is the longest day, so they say
You mean to tell me normal people need a season to get mental? I'm mental 24/7/365 as far as I can tell.
I found a dead kitten under my sofa. waaaahhhhh!
Ohhh noes.... That is so sad. :down:
...looks pretty sound to me. The only bug I could see is if you ran out of coffee or the power went out.
Why do people buy land outside the city limits and immediately say they live on a farm? They have no crops and the only animals are house dogs, a couple of cats, and a pet donkey.
Maybe I should say I have a farm. I do have 3 tomato plants growing in my front flower bed.
...looks pretty sound to me. The only bug I could see is if you ran out of coffee or the power went out.
The funtion routine is missed named should be [pour coffee in cup] not just [pour coffee] I missed it untill after I read it a few times. still not bad considering I have not programed basic in twenty some years.
Got this as an email this morning, just had to share
My trip to the store
There was a bit of confusion at the store this morning. When I was ready to pay for my groceries, the cashier said, "Strip down facing me."
Making a mental note to complain to my congressman about Homeland Security running amok, I did just as she had instructed.
...
When the hysterical shrieking and alarms finally subsided, I found out that she was referring to my credit card.
I have been asked to shop elsewhere in the future.
They need to make their instructions to us seniors a little clearer!
:lol:
Must have been a male, because only a male would strip down voluntarily in front of a female without a lot of complaint...
ROFL! Now that's just funny.
I SOO needed that today.
Interesting joke.
Just wanted to pop in and say a big Thank You to everyone.
This is only my second Stupid thread but this one has far surpassed all my expectations. I never thought it would live this long.
You welcome and thank you for making the thread.
Maybe the fact that the site is behaving quite stupidly on occasions has fomented the stupidity of the forum members using it.
Well at least that's Chohole's theory of causality anyway.
These threads are always fun and up beat, so they stay interesting.
Awww... so many fun people.
This is my brother's cat, who refuses to believe that any box is too small for her.
Such a cutiee!
yeah, sh'e beautiful, and she knows it. she is a burman, and queen of the household my brother says. Called Holly, because she arrived at christmas.
I bought a car but have to wait until Monday to get it registrered,
using a loan car that costs twice as much as the one I bought
https://fbcdn-photos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527694_3942585817092_16850942_n.jpg
it is a 2001 Toyota Corolla Ascent, the only specific 3D model I could find was $120,
cannot recall where, think it was Turbosquid
some here not too bad but model search not accurate and not all named
http://www.the3dstudio.com/product_search.aspx?id_category_2=6&price_min=1&level=1&sort=pricea&search=toyota corolla ascent
lots of Corollas on Google sketchup warehouse but not mine
What a pretty pretty kitty! She is a queen! And such a nice Christmas present to boot.
YEAH!! Wendy has wheels again. That's great! Just remember, drive responsibly and watch out for those fools that we all share the road with.
Toyota's are nice cars. We have a Toyota Carina. Old but still going well 1994 model.