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mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 248
edited December 1969 in Freebies

It's darn hard work being a professional forumite. Every time you need to make sure those uneducated plebs recognise your greatness, you have to write a pompous 150000 word essay on why the verts on Dawns toenails are more shiny than V6's lactimals ever will be.

Whats more even annoying is it's exactly the same as you wrote last time. Thats time wasted that could be spend on grander, more important projects, like polishing a nipple bump map or slating content creators. Because, and lets face it, those people clearly don't have a clue faced with your immense level of skill, knowledge and education. Honestly here, they wouldn't recognise Alan Alda if they saw him riding a pink pony naked around a temple!

Wouldn't it be great if technology could come to your rescue, to give you more time on the important things, like drinking coffee and eating popcorn. Well now it can, because those nice folks at NASA have been busy working on some new hardware designed to make your life even amazing than it is now. Best of all it's 125% free!

The WindMachine

Do you really need to talk out of your rear or shout, well now you can with the WindMachine. With an added BS mixer, adjustable flow thingy and hot air generator you'll win every debate going. If you don't then this freebie comes with a 500% money back promise.

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Comments

  • mrsparkymrsparky Posts: 248
    edited December 1969

    The Stuck Record...

    Don't fancy repeating the same arguement again over which wether Studio or Poser is bestest, can't be bothered to flog a dead horse so it's even deader than last time? Then what you need is the stuck record. Simply post this in any thread to win friends and influence people.

    Plus theres a mystery free extra as well. Yep, thats right! This freebie comes with a freebie!
    Download 2.20mb from...

    http://www.sparkyworld.co.uk/3d10own.htm

    BTW - before anyone really gets upset, you might might wanna scroll all the way through the linked page :)

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  • mjc1016mjc1016 Posts: 15,001
    edited December 1969

    mrsparky said:
    Do you really need to talk out of your rear or shout, well now you can with the WindMachine. With an added BS mixer, adjustable flow thingy and hot air generator you'll win every debate going. If you don't then this freebie comes with a 500% money back promise.

    So with that return policy and some governmental math...to return this item, the returnee would owe you approximately $1,484.27...

    As usual, thanks for the fun...

  • DorseylandDorseyland Posts: 724
    edited December 1969

    Well, of course, I had to go look. That Wind Machine was right up my a-- ... I mean right up my alley.

    It was only the second time today I got snagged. Did you know that British scientists have cloned a dinosaur?

  • TheCastellanTheCastellan Posts: 709
    edited December 1969

    I don't think anyone wants to SEE Alan Alda naked, riding anything. :P

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