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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,512
    edited December 2019

    oh no knife attack

    defense weapon of choice

    ......hold my beer ......narwhale tusk devil

    Not at all a funny situation, but definitely strange. surprise  Terrorist attacked by Unicorn.  Y' gotta admit, no one expected to hear the phrase "Narwhal tusk" in the description of a terrorist attack.indecision

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  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,220
    edited December 2019

    wasn't saying was funny, pretty innovative actually 

    for the record, Australia boasts trolly guy and milkcrate guy in similar situations 

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  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,512
    edited December 2019

    wasn't saying was funny, pretty innovative actually 

    for the record, Australia boasts trolly guy and milkcrate guy in similar situations 

    How many places in the world can you actually grab and use a Narwhal tusk in an emergency. devil

    It's like having a hanging 16 ton weight handy in a Karate fight.  (a Monty Python reference)

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  • are there cat safe Christmas Trees?

  • TaozTaoz Posts: 9,941

    are there cat safe Christmas Trees?

    Is there anything cat safe in this world?

  • srieschsriesch Posts: 4,241
    edited December 2019

    are there cat safe Christmas Trees?

     

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  • mine would reach both those

    but

    I meant safe for the cats cheeky

  • ChoholeChohole Posts: 33,604

    mine would reach both those

    but

    I meant safe for the cats cheeky

    One made of felt
     

  • Chohole said:

    mine would reach both those

    but

    I meant safe for the cats cheeky

    One made of felt
     

    reckon I could make that yes

  • Gee, is it time to ignore this thread again?  My how time passes...

  • Ron KnightsRon Knights Posts: 1,785

    That's pretty much my Life's Story: "Please Ignore Me."

  • I tried, I really tried. I didn't try hard, but I tried.

    OK so I didn't try.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,057

    ..well, for a couple days had some serious connectivity woes so it was easy to ignore as it didn't seem worth waiting several minutes for the page to load. 

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,512
    edited December 2019

    That's pretty much my Life's Story: "Please Ignore Me."

    I've worked hard to attain that state.indecision (It's easier not having to defend my blatherings.)blush

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    The staff of where I live wants me to ignore my roommate.  Not sure what to do but I think the staff is leaving tomorrow for a vacation or some kind of leave.  Not sure when or if she will be back.

    Oh wait I am not ignoring this thread anymore.

  • WendyLuvsCatzWendyLuvsCatz Posts: 38,220
    edited December 2019

    trying to nap but one keeps trying to lick my arm and the other keeps kicking my boob and they both smell

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    I am testing my fruity phone out in this thread.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,057

    ...?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287
    kyoto kid said:

    ...?

    It is a phone that has a stylish fruit on the back.  My phone case covers the fruit.  

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,512
    edited December 2019

    Um, regarding talking to one's banana ... Perhaps, not for men.indecision  You do realize, don't you? That men who talk to their banana may be a bit too keen on themselves.surprise

    (edited for spelling)

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  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    Um, regarding talking to one's bannana ... Perhaps, not for men.indecision  You do realize, don't you? That men who talk to their bannana may be a bit too keen on themselves.surprise

    Sounds like anatomical elements not bananas.

  • LeatherGryphonLeatherGryphon Posts: 11,512
    edited December 2019

    Ugh, I never get the number of 'n's right in the long yellow fruit.frown  Actually, bananas are both a fruit and not a fruit. While the banana plant is colloquially called a banana tree, it's actually an herb distantly related to ginger, since the plant has a succulent tree stem, instead of a wood one.  And the "fruit" is actually not a reproductive body because the seeds have been bred into sterility.  All commercial "Cavendish" banana plants are clones propagated from cuttings and are currently suffering from an unstoppable plague that will eventually wipe them out.surprise​  Eventually, no more familiar, wonderful, bananas.sad  Keep your phone as a memory at least of its shape.

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  • McGyverMcGyver Posts: 7,051

    Um, regarding talking to one's banana ... Perhaps, not for men.indecision  You do realize, don't you? That men who talk to their banana may be a bit too keen on themselves.surprise

    (edited for spelling)

    I talk to my banana all the time... Sometimes Mister Happy Banana is the only one who can cheer me up...

    He's a bit bruised up and a little weird looking, but as you can see he's quite a good sport and an all around jolly chap.

    Bananas can be difficult to photograph... Mr Happy Banana kept falling over to one side and I almost made the mistake of using two of the oranges in the back to prop him up... actually I did, but then I looked at the picture before I posted it and realized... WOW!…That was a bad choice...

  • Sven DullahSven Dullah Posts: 7,621

    I will not comment on that, I'm The Great Bannana Ignorer!

  • Sven DullahSven Dullah Posts: 7,621

    Darn, I successfully ignored this thread for almost a month...

  • TaozTaoz Posts: 9,941

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    Why does Misty sometimes ignore her food bowl but other times she gobbles up the cat food so fast she ends up vomiting?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    Why does Misty sometimes ignore her food bowl but other times she gobbles up the cat food so fast she ends up vomiting?

  • Sfariah DSfariah D Posts: 26,287

    Darn, I successfully ignored this thread for almost a month...

    Oops I am bored while waiting for my ride and my fruity phone can access the DAZ Forums.  My phone is not a banana but an apple.

  • kyoto kidkyoto kid Posts: 41,057

    Why does Misty sometimes ignore her food bowl but other times she gobbles up the cat food so fast she ends up vomiting?

    ...

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