RRRR "Picture, or it didn't happen" Entries only thread

TotteTotte Posts: 14,013
edited April 19 in Art Studio

his is where we put our entries for the RRRR - "Picture, or it didn't happenrender contest.

No chatter or comments in this thread, keep that in the contest thread.

The format should be (to make tallying and setting up voting easier).

<Your tag>: #ImageNumber
Entry Title
Entry Text ( a handful of lines, not a Shakespeare book )
The Image

Example:

Tag: Jack#01
The Matrix of Beer
Jack was thrown into the Matrix of his dream, the Matrix of Beer.

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,013
    edited April 20

    Tag: Totte#01

    A game of chess

    Nadine always shows the old and wrinkled photo from when she and her friend Maryam waited for a delayed train at the trainstation, and Nadine beat Albert Einstein in a game of chess.

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag: luci45 #1
    Josie's Spy Camera
    Josie's friends did not believe her tales about her Uncle Bob's strange island home. So she took her tiny spy camera with her (this being in the times before cell phones.) Maybe next time...

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#2
    The Mud House Roof
    When climate change brought historical massive rains to the dry climate where Kesh Kuth lived, he bought a new rain roof from the Bix Corp. The Utra Dry Roof was guaranteed to prevent any and all flooding in his home. With the first storm his home was flooded with more rain then fell outside. Kesh called the company to complain and they sent a representative to say Bix Corp would not pay for damages.  Kesh, anticipating the need for litigation, brought out his guarantee and read the terms to her, as his two sons recorded the conversation. 

  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,013

    Tag: Totte#02

     

    Lucky Shot

    The outer rim mining moon Gamush-IX had been under blockade by the space empire for weeks. Mayor Mazzur came up with an idea how to trick the advanced AI missile defense system on the Super Nova Class Imperial Battleship, a medieval ballista without any guidenace system or thrust engines. They built two ballistae and placed a tactical warhread at the tip of each bolt. They only needed one shot, former Gunnery Sergeant Bolnnar scored a hit on his first try.

     

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag: luci45 #3
    The Princess Escapes
    Fleeing from her impending arranged wedding, Princess Mstalia headed for the spaceport and freedom. Then her husband-to-be, Zarnock the Great, showed up via a magic portal and unsuccessfully tried to convince her to return home and marry him.

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#4
    It Wasn't A Dream, Really
    "I saw a human here, really. She had a funny-looking weapon and was snarling. She wanted to hurt us. You and Bert were there. Don't you remember?"

  • acbacb Posts: 488

    acb#1:

    Poppy Dance

    On a hill right outside the city they found a field of poppies ... and danced.

  • katfeetekatfeete Posts: 255

    katfeete#01 -- Bet You Can't

    On the bright side, Shea thought as he tried to get his breath back, while he had so lost the bet, his friends had video of him trying to "Pin The Tail On the Black Cat", and that counted for something, right? And maybe if he watched it he could figure out how he got from riding his board to down here....

    Bet You Can't

  • aprilshowers2065#1

    For the Glory of the Bananaland!

    The invaders may have the technological advantage, but that wouldn't stop Captain Brodin or his trusty Lieutenant Elaria! Just because they seem to be headed in the opposite direction of the enemy... well that's all just part of their brilliant tactic!

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,013

    Tag: Totte#03
     

    The Illegal Gladiator Games

    During an illegal gladiator game with hight stakes betting, held somewhere at an undisclosed location outside London, a reporter with a hidden camera took a picture with his phone and uploaded it to the cloud, before his phone smashed and he was removed.

  • katywhitekatywhite Posts: 443

    katywhite:#1
    Title: I thought it was art...
    Caption: After seeing so many different strange art pieces in the gallery, including functional 'futuristic cars', when a toddler managed to drive one of those cars in the gallery, Judy thought the falling wall and the panicking man was just another art piece.

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#5
    Garden Helper
    Both Mrs Chow's vegetables and the local hungry rabbits thrived on her late afternoon serenades. Her vigilant scarecrow skillfully supervised the rabbits when Mrs Chow was not there.

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#6
    No Pictures!
    Sydney was annoyed at having to pause her speedy trip through the back roads, but then very excited by a rare sighting of the Legendary Green Fairy Reptile Crossing. When she tried to take some photos, a big ugly dragon grabbed her phone and said "No pictures!"

  • FirstBastionFirstBastion Posts: 7,777
    edited June 5

    tag:1stbastion#1

    Insurance Claim

     

    Caption:  When the insurance company insists they will deny the claim because you pulled out your phone to snap a PICTURE of the culprit rather than try to apprehend the catburglar as she was attempting to flee up through the roof with the priceless winter circlet.

     

     

     

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  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag: luci45 #7
    Plundered Treasures Blunder
    The Dwarfs thought they could make it to the old mill by nightfall to hide with their plundered treasures. 

  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,013
    edited June 5

    Totte#4

    No Phones!

    At the medieval restaurant in the old town of Visby, there is a total phone ban. Linda spotted a celebrity at her hen-party at said establishment, and could not resist to Instagram it, but she ended up in the stock. Her friend Laura, who was behind this all, carelessly sat with her walkie-talkie in her hand, contacting the photographer that should take the picture for Linda's wedding photo album. Old Albert gets furious and screamed: - "She's using a phone, put her in the stock", but Laura calmly replied: - "It's a walkie-talkie, not a phone, gramps." Old Albert had to be calmed down by the staff.

     

     

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  • acbacb Posts: 488

    acb#2

    Just hold still for a minute

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#8
    Photographer of the Dead
    Merlin Martin, weary from his African ghost photo safari, went to Mexico on the Dia de Los Muertos to photograph some human ghosts. It would have be easy if he hadn't acquired some hitchhikers - a random herd of photo-bombing ghost animals.

  • FirstBastionFirstBastion Posts: 7,777
    edited June 12

    tag:1stBastion #2

    Front Page News

    Caption: Undercover Investigative Reporter Aiko D,  managed to snap a picture video of the ill-conceived inaugral launch offering alcoholic beverages to hospital staff, patients and visitor as workday refreshments. Needless to say the ill-fated pilot project was scrapped for Budgetary Reasons,   and the executive in charge of the program admitted into the Rehab wing of the hospital for 28 days. 

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  • TotteTotte Posts: 14,013

    Tag:Totte#05

    Live Action Opera

    In the caves in outside the Sardinian town of Alghero, a modern Live Action Opera was performed. The audience were in small rubber boats in the water, for a closer and more immersive experience. When one of the actors jumped into the boat of the two friends, Lee and Jack, Jack was so scared that he lost his balance and fell overboard. 


     

  • katfeetekatfeete Posts: 255

    katfeete#02 -- The Collector

    It was not his place to question. His master was the Lord of Time and Space. It was only natural that he liked to travel, and even more natural that he kept a collection of souvenirs to remind him of his travels and show off to his more illustrious guests.

    But all the same, Vassily sometimes wished His Lordship would settle for taking photographs.

    The Collector

  • luci45luci45 Posts: 2,772

    tag:luci45#9
    Pictures, Not Words
    Helena felt safe living near a police station, but when she called to report an emergency they just laughed at her, until she texted them some pictures...

  • acbacb Posts: 488
    edited June 23

    acb#3

    Virgo's Map

    "Haha. We made it! Finally, we'll find out, what that map on your leg is all about!"

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  • katfeetekatfeete Posts: 255

    katfeete#03

    The Offering

    "And then once I had added the final offering of the Blessed Keyboard, an Angel appeared to me, a message from the Great Mainframe themselves, and they spoke in a voice like -- what? Well, yes, obviously I remembered to set up the holy handcam first..."

    The Offering

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