The Twinkies and Lime Jello Complaint Thread -- Now With More Squirrels!
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...you still have a firkin of Atomic Pile Porter? I thought the US NRC confiscated all of the remaining stock years ago.
What about Spyro? Is Spyro in the Dragons vocabulary?
Alert: Octosquirrel may be related to Boojum - look out for Slthy Toves on a Brillig day :)
Yay my render haz finished, worth the wait I"m happy with this 'cos I don't really have much of a feel for the glamour shot but must have channeled Grace Coddington or something this time round. No postwork. at all. :)
i just read it rendered for 27 hours! damn, that's a long render. looks fantastic! well done :)
Geometry based fur sucked up all the time and ram I think, a couple of hours without the fur. Still, am happy :)
usual complaint: don't wanna hike a soggy 40F mile to bus stop to work.
cya on the other side of my 2 hour journey.
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Aw...cute kitteh for Misty.
if I could I would bring that kitten into my warm home and try my best to keep her for the rest of her life. first I would have to get a doctor´s note saying I need a feline service animal.
pretty kitty!
chin scr'ches for the kitteh!
belly rubs available upon request, xtra-specially FRECKLE BELLIES
if I could I would bring that kitten into my warm home and try my best to keep her for the rest of her life. first I would have to get a doctor´s note saying I need a feline service animal.
I used to train cats as chauffeurs for the blind... It really wasn't such a good idea, but I did meet a doctor who would sign pretty much anything for anyone... I even got him to sign off on my gill grafting surgery... stupid grouper chickened out at the last second so I still have to breath air like everyone else.
Never trust a grouper or any sea bass... and NEVER lend them money.
I suppose if you didn't actually let the cat drive much...
Actually, it might not even make sense if your state doesn't give CDL's to cats... technically I had to claim the cats where trained as EMS technicians so NY would give them their CDLs and except for Oklahoma and Utah most states wont let cats drive anything larger than a golf cart... although Colorado did legalize pot in small quantities, so I'm figuring in a few months they might be supporting all sorts of "imaginative" new laws and programs... my "Jetpacks for Pandas" program already has gotten some support and its only been 1 day....
I am not blind. I want a service cat to help me stay healthy. a cat would be a great service animal as a companion who would keep me distracted when in emotional pain.
or adopt attitude of a cat?
cats can do disdain like, like ... a cat. if they accidentally don't land on their feet, they obviously intentionally meant to land like that.
...you still have a firkin of Atomic Pile Porter? I thought the US NRC confiscated all of the remaining stock years ago.
There is an exception that relies upon the chirality ( accounting for helicity, but excluding any unitary representations) of the observer within the confines of their particular plane of the multiverse; "Objects in each universe are essentially confined to the D-brane of their universe, but may be able to interact with other universes via gravity, and are not restricted to other D-branes, quantum subspace loops, or any reality outside of 3 dimensional space"... thus any power units that can generate even small gravitational fields or are left operating within a Ferric's loop fall outside of the restrictions and are exempt... the real problem in maintaining a coherent anchor point within subspace that accounts for both anyon decay and equiprobable drift within the microstate.
The June 3187 issue of Popular Mechanics had a nice corneal download project for making ergodic compensator using an old iBorg G5 neural bus, an old VCR and a starter motor from a 1972 Pinto. If you are trying hold on to your now illicit stock, then the article alone is worth the $200 for the implant... they still are useful even if they are outdated.
Besides that was only for the chauffeuring angle and most cats really don't make very good service animals... if you send them out for groceries they usually only blow the cash on catnip and tuna, if you ask them to bring you something they usually just look at you with one eyebrow raised and snicker to themselves...
Not all cats are good at keeping you healthy either... my friend's cat weighs like 75 lbs... I wouldn't take dietary advice from him, he is like a furry blob with a tail AND poor hygiene... you know, when a cat can't lick themselves anymore... things go downhill FAST.
I will agree that cats are great at distracting humans... especially when you are doing something important that coincides with "Random I Want Lay On Your Head Or Poke You In The Eye With My Tail" time... The problem with trusting a cat with you emotional pain is you really only can be 100% sure their interest is genuine if they are a kitten... and they give terrible advice... "pounce on her and bite the back of her neck" really has very limited use in most human social context... granted, if you are getting freaky, but generally its pretty useless in a work situation. The problem is too many cats from former soviet bloc nations have set up crime rings and have recruited local strays to prey on unsuspecting individuals just looking for feline companionship... they befriend you and in the end once they get a hold on your finances, they "accidentally" trip down a flight of stairs or onto your exotic knife collection. Even the Nigerian cat crime rings are getting in on this, had it not been for their poorly thought out "Save the Pussies" scam, hundreds if not dozens of confused and vulnerable individuals would have been taken for all they had.
Cats can be great friends and even nutritional snacks in some parts of the world, but always remember to be sure of who you are dealing with... CatFax has a great service where they will run a background check on any feline companion and cross reference its paw prints with known feline offenders.
Just sayin'... ya' know... be careful.
I used to train cats as chauffeurs for the blind... It really wasn't such a good idea, but I did meet a doctor who would sign pretty much anything for anyone... I even got him to sign off on my gill grafting surgery... stupid grouper chickened out at the last second so I still have to breath air like everyone else.
Never trust a grouper or any sea bass... and NEVER lend them money.
I suppose if you didn't actually let the cat drive much...
Actually, it might not even make sense if your state doesn't give CDL's to cats... technically I had to claim the cats where trained as EMS technicians so NY would give them their CDLs and except for Oklahoma and Utah most states wont let cats drive anything larger than a golf cart... although Colorado did legalize pot in small quantities, so I'm figuring in a few months they might be supporting all sorts of "imaginative" new laws and programs... my "Jetpacks for Pandas" program already has gotten some support and its only been 1 day....
Holy crap that was funny.
I did see on a news program that dogs are being trained to drive. I can't believe any law would pass that would allow it, but you never know. The day they pass that law is the day I will more than likely stop driving. How is a dog going to explain it's side of an accident? Woof bark bark growl bark woof lick slobber woof bark. What will happen if a cat runs across the road in front of the dog? Will he jump out the window or just take the car off road? Will the dog be able to control itself passing by a pizza shop or a family cookout? Dog's driving, I sure as hell hope not.
Kaff, kaff, sneeze. Hello Winter cold! :down:
Stuck at home drinking hot tea and coffee and sucking down soup and chili. Got COLD last night, 27f! And it was 80f 3 days ago!!!! What the heck?!?!?! :bug: :bug:
spending quality time trying to make TentaSquirrel and installing content. Sigh. Waiting for new computer chair and guitar effeects pedal to arrive, should happen before.. midnight! :ahhh: Sometimes FedEx and UPS run late...
Back to another cup of Earl Gray and "Poser for Beginners"... :smirk:
Have a great day, everyone! :)
I honestly believe some (I have seen some smart collies and chihuahuas) dogs could drive better than some (I mean most that I encounter on the road) human drivers.
setup the christmas icicle lights on my office window, brought my christmas pooh bear. if this don't cure the blahs, i'm seriously dysfunctional and there is no cure. even the scope oscillator thingie wavies are kinda christmassy.
If you're at work, I seriously doubt you could get rid of all the blahs, but maybe some of them. It usually starts with a smile and a coke or maybe the other way around.
If you're at work, I seriously doubt you could get rid of all the blahs, but maybe some of them. It usually starts with a smile and a coke or maybe the other way around.
no coke around, but i nabbed a diet Dr Pepper from the lunch truck. :)
I used to train cats as chauffeurs for the blind... It really wasn't such a good idea, but I did meet a doctor who would sign pretty much anything for anyone... I even got him to sign off on my gill grafting surgery... stupid grouper chickened out at the last second so I still have to breath air like everyone else.
Never trust a grouper or any sea bass... and NEVER lend them money.
I suppose if you didn't actually let the cat drive much...
Actually, it might not even make sense if your state doesn't give CDL's to cats... technically I had to claim the cats where trained as EMS technicians so NY would give them their CDLs and except for Oklahoma and Utah most states wont let cats drive anything larger than a golf cart... although Colorado did legalize pot in small quantities, so I'm figuring in a few months they might be supporting all sorts of "imaginative" new laws and programs... my "Jetpacks for Pandas" program already has gotten some support and its only been 1 day....
One of your students wouldn't have happened to be named Toonces?
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xl4e9g_saturday-night-live-toonces-the-cat_fun#.UMd31ne7l2A
Complaint, that Video can only be viewed in the US.
lalala "we're on the island of misfit toys" lalala "there's always tomorrow for dreams to come true"
hmph, if Santa had accepted Rudolph's red nose at the beginning, everyone else would've accepted him.
then Donner wouldn't have covered up his nose,
and then there wouldn't have been the laughed out of the reindeer games incident
TOONCES!
... Toonces usually drove them off a cliff or something, ?
Sorry Cho. Try Googling "toonces the driving cat steve martin" and see if one comes up you can view.
blech, even the gatorade protein drink tasts gross. after taste blech blech.
Apparently there is something called "gripe water". It seems to be used to treat colic in infants. Although I have heard of both infants and colic, I was blissfully unaware of "gripe water". They say you learn something new every day. Apparently for me it was "gripe water" today.
Now I am wondering how to use my new knowledge. Perhaps someone will say, "I have an infant with colic." Then I could smile knowingly and ask, "Have you tried gripe water?"
It could happen.
I hope I can use my computer soon